Amused by the Internets

I found this on the wonderful DBPB website.

Dear Satan,

When you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Sincerely, heaven?

So I shall answer the question:

No we do not send them to heaven.  That'd be helping our dear frenemy upstiars now wouldn't it?

No, we send them either to the eternal Its A Small, Small, World ride or to the Hellfire©. It depends on if we just hate them, or if we never want to see them again, ever.

So, question asker on silly websites, does that answer your question?


~Apollyon

P.S. Lucifer: guess what this means oh big brother? I've reached 20 posts. Mwahahahaha!

Suck it bro.

I feel compelled to say that I am winning.

Yes, me.

Apollyon Dracul Abaddon is winning.
For once in my effing life I am winning.
YES
Want to know why I am winning?
I have 19 posts to your wimpy 11.

I can see your face now: your Apollyon-is-so-stupid-why-does-he-waste-his-energy-on-something-so-pointless look.
Well, shut up bro.
I don't need that right now.
Dear Mother is coming over tomorrow.
I am dead.
If I have to spend one minute being chided about my goatee I am going to punch an even bigger hole into our kitchen wall.  And you know what that means: "Its a small world after all, its a small world after all, its a small world after all, its a small, small, world!" mwahahahahaha.  Said hole will never be fixed.
For I will send all of the carpenters you call down to the Hellfire©


Yes, that is a threat.
Keep. Her. Away. From. Me.
She loves you after all and I am just the derpy tag along who gets left in amusement parks.
So, if you want to keep what's left of your sanity, keep dear mother away from me.

I'll say hi, and that's it.

heh.

I bet you all were so sad that there were no new posts from the devil brothers, eh?
Well, too bad.
the devils' got his own schedule to deal with, let alone managing this blog.
Its a whole lot more effing difficult than I'd expected.
Boo.

Anywho.
What to say, what to say.

Oh, right.
Well, Lucifer finally managed to patch the whole in the wall between our kitchen and the "Its a Small World" level.

~Apollyon
So no more soundtracks for our meals.
I was sort of beginning to enjoy it.  Actually, I was enjoying the look on Lucifer's face every time he walked into the kitchen.  The complete loss of sanity in his eyes.
Mwahahahaha.
In case you cant tell, my brother and I don't really get along.
Oh, and dear mumzy is coming to visit next week.

Shoot me now.
Oh wait, that wont help.
I'm already in hell.
Damn.

Maybe I should just through myself into the Hellfire© and call it good.