Here's a letter from our mother, the demoness Lilith.
Dear Sweetheart,
A blog? Really, darling, I'm so proud of you, incorporating technology into your job and all, especially after that incident way back when with Alexander Graham Bell. Poor man. Ah, well.
I quite appreciate your new, hopefully fresh, outlook on that 'Bible.' I'm getting very sick of all this new religious fervor. Although it's not as bad as that "Great Awakening" it is still disgusting.
I'd like to see more. Maybe you should take some of those more popular verses and look into them. There's so much to look into. Please get back to me on what you're planning here; Mama would love to help out! Maybe get one of those demons you keep in the filing room on these internets.
I'm so excited to see you develop this blog, baby. Keep it up!
Love and Kisses,
Lilith
P.S. Luci, keep your other half under control, please. He's such a...how do you say? Spaz. That's it.
P.P.S. Mama needs some new knives, sweetie. Just a subtle hint.
--Lucifer
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