Tales From Not So Deep Hell: Moping Day

Its Christmas. Today we mope.
I hate Christmas time.

Devil's Food Cake Recipe

Want some devilishly good chocolate cake? Check out this favorite recipe of Lucifer himself, 5-minute chocolate mug cake:
Ingredients:
§ 4 tablespoons flour
§ 4 tablespoons sugar
§ 2 tablespoons cocoa
§ 1 egg
§ 3 tablespoons milk
§ 3 tablespoons oil
§ 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
§ A small splash of vanilla extract
§ 1 large coffee mug (HellFire© Safe)
Directions:
§ Add dry ingredients to mug and mix.
§ Mix in the egg.
§ Mix in the milk and oil.
§ Mix in the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract.
§ Put your mug in the HellFire© and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts, or “High”.
§ The cake should overflow the top of the mug like your sorrow for your sins overflowing the limits of your soul.
§ Allow the cake to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
§ Should be served with ice cream. Unfortunately, that melts in about three seconds here in hell, so just skip it.

Questions? Comments? Fan Mail? Random Suggestions? Email Us!

or else.... >:D

Nah, just kidding. It's Apollyon writing this, if you can't tell. I just have to let my bitchiness shine through whenever possible.

Anyway, the reason I am writing this is to tell you this:

Do you want to contact the Devil's Two Sides at anytime? Just email us at luciferapollyon666@gmail.com. It's that easy!

And no, we will not ship you free devil's food cake if you ask... why do people keep asking this question anyway?

Or you can just comment with questions and we'll be chill. ...As chill as we can be, considering we live in the hottest place in existence.

--Apollyon

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