Just keep repeating that "better son" thing Lucifer while I'm trying not to listen.
You get such a kick out of rubbing that in, don't you?
All because mom forgot me in that amusement park when I was five. And didn't want to come back to get me.
Thanks a lot.
I thought big brothers were supposed to be caring and supportive. So much for that idea.
What a lovely beginning to the new year, old memories.
What a perfectly charming family I have.
About Us
- Lucifer and Apollyon
- APOLLYON~ I'm the bitchy one. I like cookies, plotting against God, awesome parties. And don't forget the women... :D I'm stuck down in Hell because I misbehave if I get out. I'm the younger brother. LUCIFER-- I'm the logical one. I enjoy things that Apollyon doesn't. I also enjoy torturing helpless souls and spreading the Bad News. I'm the older brother, and the one that actually does all the work around here.
Apollyon,
ReplyDeleteI regret to a minimal amount that I must inform you of the solid truth that I am, in fact, the better son. Infinitely.
With utter disdain,
--Lucifer
P.S. - Dinner is your favorite, Human Casserole, so don't even think about complaining to me.